{"product_id":"avp","title":"AVP","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"True\" Predators: Sci-Fi Satire Tee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe ultimate crossover that nobody asked for—and nobody can look away from.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn space, no one can hear you scream. But on Earth, the most dangerous monsters aren't from another planet; they’re from the BBC archives. This shirt takes the classic \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"168\"\u003eAlien vs. Predator\u003c\/i\u003e cinematic rivalry and gives it a grim, satirical update. Featuring the Xenomorph facing off against the two most notorious figures in British TV history—Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris—this tee is a pitch-black commentary on the monsters hiding in plain sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Sinister\" Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGallows Humor Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e A gritty, lo-fi graphic that mimics vintage horror movie posters, blending 80s sci-fi nostalgia with \"If You Know, You Know\" true-crime infamy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSubversive Design:\u003c\/b\u003e This isn't just a shirt; it’s a conversation killer (or starter). Perfect for those who find humor in the darkest corners of pop culture history.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Comfort (For Uncomfortable Topics):\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on 100% heavyweight cotton that’s as tough as a Xenomorph’s exoskeleton.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"To Catch a...\" Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A boxy, oversized streetwear fit that looks great with cargos, jeans, or a sense of impending dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Organic Ring-Spun Cotton (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003e200 gsm\u003c\/b\u003e for that premium, heavy feel).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e High-contrast \"Distressed\" Screenprint for a vintage, worn-in look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurability:\u003c\/b\u003e Reinforced neck ribbing and double-needle hems to ensure it lasts as long as their infamy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Can you tell what it is yet? Because the Xenomorph just realized it’s the least dangerous thing on the screen.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAvailable for a limited time. Wear it at your own risk—and maybe stay away from schools and hospitals.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Fuji Fresh","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":57161895117177,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":57161895149945,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":57161895182713,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":57161895215481,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":57161895248249,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":57161895281017,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":57161895313785,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":57161895346553,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":57161895379321,"sku":"GD05-WHI-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":57161895412089,"sku":"GD05-WHI-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":57161895444857,"sku":"GD05-WHI-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ X-Large","offer_id":57161895477625,"sku":"GD05-WHI-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":57161895510393,"sku":"GD05-WHI-2XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":57161895543161,"sku":"GD05-WHI-3XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":57161895575929,"sku":"GD05-WHI-4XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":57161895608697,"sku":"GD05-WHI-5XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/6927\/6989\/files\/spring-themed-t-shirt-mockup-featuring-a-customizable-background-m1418_10_d5a6e684-14e4-4139-9297-84661c6c2c75.png?v=1777398509","url":"https:\/\/www.fujifresh.co.uk\/products\/avp","provider":"Fuji Fresh","version":"1.0","type":"link"}