{"product_id":"my-first-goat","title":"My First Goat Sacrifice","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\" style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;'\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style='font-family: \"Google Sans Text\", sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;'\u003eFisher-Price: My First Ritual Sacrifice\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\" style='font-family: \"Google Sans Text\", sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;'\u003eBring a little \"Hell\" to the playroom with this darkly hilarious twist on nostalgia. 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